i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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