I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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