I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm jealous of your bromance
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
This baby is an asshole
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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