I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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