Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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