I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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