dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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