is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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