I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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