i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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