1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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