omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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