haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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