I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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