he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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