so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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