Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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