You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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