She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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