rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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