i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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