chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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