i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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