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glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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