god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We need to get me chipped asap
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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