I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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