Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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