new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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