I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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