do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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