My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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