Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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