BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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