I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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