If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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