I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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