Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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