I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
the raccoons are back...
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