so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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