Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you had me at cake vodka
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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