When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You were trust falling into bushes
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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