But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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