Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Randomize
