so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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