Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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