Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
