so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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