We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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