I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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