she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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