Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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