Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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