ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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