how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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